Tuesday, 6 December 2011

Los Angeles, CA - The Music Box @ Henry Fonda Theater (Nov. 23, 2011) post-show

It's time for New Rules!

1. New Rule: Fat girls please stop eating meat or food for that matter. I swear one big bitch looked like Hagrid from Harry Potter. You know who you are. You sang along to Kristeen Young and were heckled for trying to squeeze your fat ass back to your spot in front before the show started.

2. New Rule: The retarded looking ass nigga with the limp and the fat girl friend with quadruple chins needs to stop looking back during the show. We don't want to see your retarded looking ass.

3. New Rule: How many pictures of Morrissey do you really need? Stop.

4. New Rule: You need to be over 5 feet to be on the floor. 5 feet wide doesn't count.

5. New Rule: If you are going to become upset when people start to jump around and have a good time please go to the balcony.

6. New Rule: If you are in the front and people who want to jump on stage or touch the mans hand refer to rule 5.

7. And finally New Rule: Get a life and stop camping over night to see Morrissey.


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